Don’t be confused, dear reader, because I am not recommending the 2009 Chris Pine flick – Carriers. Do a little googling for 1988’s The Carrier and your bound to see images of Chris Pine sweating out the apocalypse in the middle of an abandoned interstate. I’m also not recommending the 2015 movie also called “The Carrier.” Apparently that’s a movie about a disease spreading around an airplane. Maybe these other Carrier movies are good. I don’t know. But one thing I do know…there’s no way that they’re better than 1988’s The Carrier.
The plot of “The Carrier” is so unpredictable and wild that it’s hard to put it into words (definitely a good sign). If you smoke weed – I strongly suggest it paired with this one. Okay, I’ll try to explain the plot with out giving away too many surprises. Here goes..
The Carrier” is a portrait of a small religious town called Sleepy Rock, which is the kind of small town that would ban dancing in the 80s (I’m looking at you Footloose). Our hero, Jack (who always wears red. This is symbolic, guys) lives in a shack at the edge of town. One night, Jack is attacked by a mysterious creature (like a bear but also like a big foot), and Jack leaves the incident INFECTED. Any object Jack touches becomes a killing machine with the power to melt any person or living thing that touches it. And that’s just the first 20 minutes. Eventually everyone starts wearing plastic bags as body suits, and the local cats become the town’s currency. Did I mention that this movie is absolutely nuts? I could explain more, but I won’t. I’m no spoiler!
So how can your home entertainment system get infected with your very own copy of THE CARRIER? Obviously, there’s the VHS released by Magnum Entertainment back in 1988.
If your VCR is broken, there’s also a DVD & blu-ray release of the movie from Code Red DVD. Both are out of print, but available online. The blu-ray actually features a director’s cut of the movie that runs 10 minutes longer (Fun!) but is slightly cropped and plays a little dark (Ugh!). The theatrical cut on that very same disc actually runs out of sync half way through the movie, so just do what I do and watch the fuzzier video version…guaranteed to be in sync. Or if the VHS is not fuzzy enough for you – it’s also on youtube.
Still not convinced to pick up this wild and crazy movie? Here’s the trailer: